November 2011
Am I the only person on Tumblr who hasn't...
For real?
“What excuses do you make? Happiness is hard to find.”
– Tree Village - Dance Gavin Dance (via itzfortneymayne)
“Love is reverence, and worship, and glory, and the upward glance. Not a bandage...”
– Ayn Rand (via heoro)
“Our fans don’t watch TV the way others do. I did a stand-up show at the...”
– Joel McHale (via horsebot-3000)
“If only we could see the endless string of consequences that result from our...”
– John Green, Looking for Alaska (via bookmania)
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And we're floating down this river.
Not rowing, not actively propelling ourselves forward over the churn, over the whitewash of all of the things that we haven’t said, the things we don’t remember. The water just carries us, takes us places with smiles on our faces and shows us sunsets we thought that we’d forgotten. Sporadically, the little stout raft rocks and we’re fine because that’s what happens in...
WAIT: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF KENNETH MET ABED?!?!?!
“I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is...”
– - Unknown (via poplitealfossa
)
“It’s just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and...”
– Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider (via 35bit)
“I’m cuddly, bitch. Deal with it.”
– Marshall Eriksen (via kristi0like)
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Sexting = textual intercourse.
“Emotions are celebrated and repressed, analyzed and medicated, adored and...”
– Karla McLaren (via katelizabeth)
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Decided to write a TV show.
Anyone want to help? I have a basic plot, a few characters, and an idea for an opener. I just need help writing a script.
i just want that one person to walk into my life,...
flat-out:
Mourn not the overmuch. Mighty was the fallen, meet was his ending. When his mound is raised, women then shall weep. War now calls us!
Anonymous asked: Awww cute. Care to share any more?
Anonymous asked: Just haven't had many opportunities? Or are you the type that won't sleep with someone unless it's meaningful?
Anonymous asked: Describe your best sexual experience?
Anonymous asked: How many people have you slept with?
Man, I could use some Rum.
sexytimesforall:
Just saying, a pirate’s life is probably the life for me.
Anonymous asked: What's da haps homezzzz?
I just hope you'll remember me. Always.
Anonymous asked: Hey thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Anonymous asked: Tell us how you lost your virginity?
Reblog this if you want anonymous messages.
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It's been decided.
I’m apparently giving people glandular fever - which I haven’t ever had - and I’m apparently transferring my bad Internet problems onto others. I AM A WALKING PROBLEM.
